Girl Scout Cookies

So you know how you meet cranky old people and they have lost the ability to be nice or even civil?  Well most of my life I've been hurtling towards that but now am there.  From now on am going to start my mornings off with vodka and damn it am wearing my slippers to the grocery store.  I'll wear whatevers clean and I'll tell you what I think of your new haircut.  I see my kids and I was there age yesterday.  I listen to my old relatives talk about how they won't always be here and am right in the middle.  I feel it all going by so fast.  I know am still young but am afraid to blink tomorrow the kids will be gone.  So what set me off?  It was the girl scout cookies.  Am in charge of the troops cookies and am sick of cookies.  I can't make it add up right and am sick of cookies.  When all is done I bet they make three hundred bucks.  Could have saved a lot of time and just written them a damn check.  And WHAT do you think those girl scouts are going to want to do with that money?  They're going to want ME to take them camping.  I hate camping!!!!!!!!!